Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	75	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Crops Grown:	6596
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Ores Mined:	2680
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	368570	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Items Found:	7137
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Zombie Dances:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Holy Grails Found:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Votes:	5050	Holy Grails Found:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	2319
Alien Abductions:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Votes:	9878
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com