Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ores Mined:	1675
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

VastPvP 2.0

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Towns Built:	6	Crops Grown:	6044
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Factions and OP Kit PvP!

VastPvP offers a unique factions experience unlike no other. You will start off fairly well, making it easy to get a base going within a couple of days of playing on the server! Donate to the server to become more powerful. Will you be the leader of the rising faction with a thousand members, or the lone wolf faction that everyone will hunt?

VastPvP also offers instant OP kits with God Apples and strength and speed potions. The staff and community are very friendly. Get in-game money by donating or voting here to buy higher levels of Protection and Sharpness enchants!

Join Now!

vastpvp.mcph.co

Lockcraft ONLINE

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Emeralds Found:	7691	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3231	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Lockcraft ONLINE DER ALL IN ONE SERVER

-Plots -Spleef -Mobarena -Shops (also admin shop) -PvP And much more…..

IP: lockcraft.minecraft.to

85.131.167.201

mcorigins

Factions

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Farms Harvested:	875	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Server with multiple gamemodes such as creative, parkour, skyblock, faction,, pvpkits.

Join now 😀

mc.mcorigins.com

GoldenChicken

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

We are a great survival server!

goldenchicken.beastnode.net

Imposa Svensk server Towny PvP

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

The southern Swedish server from Malmö. Everyone is welcome to play, we have many plug-ins and about 10 ranks. Everything is free. All ranks are bought with in-game money, you can earn money by working and selling things to the shop. All players have unique traits and ranks.

Examples of ranks – Thor /kit Thor, /weather, /repair all – Baby /kit baby, /feed, /LOL – Bird /kit egg, /fly – Guard /kit guard, you earn money when you kill mobs – NinjaTurtle /kit pizza, /kit Leo, Mich, Dona, Raph – Spy /kit spy, /hat, /invsee (name)

As a plug-in, we have e.g. Towny, iConomy, Mini Games, HeadDrops. Create your own city and become king, you control your city, only your friends can build there, other players cannot seize or destroy.

play.imposa.se

Megamine

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ores Mined:	5354	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Towns Built:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Votes:	5579
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

24/7 Server – DEDICATED with Active Staff!

RECENTLY STARTED! **PLAYER-DRIVEN ECONOMY** Java/Bedrock Server – Original and Pirated Slimefun Mob Arena And much more!

jogar.megamine.com.br

VikkCraft.com

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Emeralds Found:	787
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

VikkCraft.com is the premier Minecraft experience. Also the official http://youtube.com/user/VikkStar123 server!

We offer several servers including…

* Ten EU SurvivalGames Servers * Soon to be Ten US SurvivalGames Servers * One 250 Slot Factions Server * Up And Coming Arcade Server Types

Donate at VikkCraft.buycraft.net. Our donation ranks give you perks across ALL of our servers! If one of our servers is full, a donation rank will let you join it even when it’s full!

hub.vikkcraft.com

AUGamers Server

PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to AUGamers Community! EH!

Server Description: 24/7 AUGamers Mod Pack Lag Free

Our own mod pack which can be downloaded through the Technic Launcher using: http://www.technicpack.net/api/modpack/augamers This is a new world with new people joining everyday. I am adding a shop for the players to buy/sell items with a lag free experience.

We are adding to the world all the time, and have a friendly TeamSpeak 3 server for everyone to chat.

AUGamers welcomes all new comers to come and see for yourself.

72.38.171.254

Los Aldeanos Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Star Shards Collected:	133
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Crops Grown:	4224
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Plots, HungerGames, Variety of Spawns and Arenas, The Best Parkours and Arenas Minigames. Ip:Aldeanosmc.com Version 1.8.1 onwards.

aldeanosmc.com

Undisclosed Gaming

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

minecraft.game.nfoservers.com

DwD Gaming

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Potions Brewed:	73	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

DwD MCNetwork is a rapid PvE RPG server feature different jobs, cities, quests and much more, with custom perks, brought to you by our Staff and Community Members. The server is revolved around Pl3xCities, developed by @BillyGalbreath. During the beginning of your journey on DwD MCNetwork you may find it a little challenging but, who doesn’t like a challenge!

When you join DwD MCNetwork server you are listed as a Guest this icon represents Guest Rank with limited features. You are first located in our Spawn world, we have dedicated Spawn to its own dimension for the purpose of NPC Quest, NPC Missions, Shops, Events and any other perks that revolves Staff. If you are wanting to have protected areas, free from griefers, you can visit our Cities world Command: /cities . Guest users are able to join any city and become a citizen, you start out with 10,000 Dollars and 50 Coins, choose wisely with the plot/land you decide to purchase. Make sure you browse each City before making a final choice, some cities may cost more and some cities may have better land.

More Information can be found @ DwD MCNetwork Wiki Page https://forums.downwithdestruction.net/wiki/MCNetwork

167.114.210.4

Tinycraft 1.7.2

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Here is the Brand new 1.7.2 Survival/Factions/KitPVP/Skyblockserver for everyone.Come join us and be part of our family :)! I will try to livestream and YouTube on the server often! Livestream: http://www.twitch.tv/vtxeliminate and YT: http://www.youtube.com/user/VTXEliminate

tinycraft.no-ip.info

RoamCraft Networks

Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Astral Projections Made:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

RoamCraft is a prison server. You begin in prison, where you must work through our many ranks by selling ores and gems you mine. You may PVP in designated areas, but don’t let the guards see!

play.roamcraft.net

BlazeMc

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Factions, Towny, Prison, WarZ, Survival Games, Creative and Survival, PVP.

blazemc.game-server.cc

Let’s Mine Reallife

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

You will soon find our detailed server description here Look forward to it! 😀

server.letsmine.eu