Minecraft SMP: MiyuNotSoSexy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Buildings Constructed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and questionable fashion choices.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Emeralds Found:	7355
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4776
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
New Chunks Explored:	147476	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	5472
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

dual-band electrochromic device, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy efficient, energy storage, energy-saving solutions, flexible device, green building materials, innovative technology, Light, near-infrared radiation control, reduced energy consumption, researchers, Saver, Smart, smart home technology, smart windows, Sustainable Design, sustainable living, traditional windows, visible light control, window treatments, windows

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Animals Bred:	98
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Avatar, Character, Community, fag, Gaming, Identity, introduction, Media, mystic, name.., new, Newcomer, ONLINE, Patron, poopee, profile, Quest, Realm, Roleplay, roopee, Social, subscribe, virtual

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!

MommaSaidNoDressSoYes

Asian culture, back tattoos, conservative attire, corset style, Cultural differences, custom designed dress, disrespectful comments, family expectations, family pressure, mean comments, MommaSaidNoDressSoYes, personal expression, scar on chest, sleeveless dress, strapless dress, tattoos, traditional values, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding reception

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Ores Mined:	512	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rebellious as you are? Look no further! Join our server where showing off your tattoos is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Imagine a world where doctors and their families gather to admire your ink while battling creepers and building epic structures. Our server is the perfect place to let your freak flag fly, even if your parents and in-laws are watching!

Don’t let anyone shame you for being true to yourself. Wear that custom dress proudly, show off those tattoos, and let your inner rebel shine on our server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will be impressed by your ink! Join now and let the fun begin!

TearJerkerTunesMC

TearjerkerTunesMC

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you tearing up with laughter instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (but in a good way, we promise). So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of fun in Minecraft? Join now and get ready to laugh your blocks off!

Bolsonaro’s Poison PlotCraft

10. South America, 11. government, 12. conspiracy, 13. impeachment, 14. Latin America, 15. far-right, 16. extremism, 17. authoritarianism, 18. crisis, 19. investigation, 2. Bolsonaro, 20. justice., 3. coup attempt, 4. poison plot, 5. successor, 6. alleged, 7. charged, 8. political scandal, 9. corruption, Bolsonaros, Brazil, PlotCraft, Poison

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where even the president of brazil is plotting to poison his successor like a villain in a bad movie. come build your own world where the only plots involve building epic castles and battling creepers. who needs political drama when you can have virtual adventures with your friends? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential coup attempts. join now before things get even crazier out there!

Torrent Network

armor sets, Balanced Economy, bedrock, boss fights, Community, Duels, Dungeons, Economy, hermitcraft, History, Lore, Network, offline servers, Plot, PvP, Quests, Revamp, Server resets, torrent, Unique abilities, weapons, Xbox

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	2208	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Torrent SMP
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Website	https://www.torrentsmp.com
Version
Server IP	torrentsmp.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What are the different game modes available on Torrent SMP?

A: The server offers Survival, Lifesteal, and Creative Free Build modes.

Q: Can I participate in epic boss fights and dungeons on the server?

A: Yes, you can explore unique worlds with epic boss fights and dungeons as part of the questing system.

Q: How can I join the server community?

A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/torrent and visit the website at https://www.torrentsmp.com

Q: Is there a live map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the live map at https://map.torrentsmp.com

Q: Are there any specific requirements to play on Torrent SMP?

A: The server is available on versions 1.7.2 to 1.21.4 Java and the latest versions of Bedrock on any device. You can also add on Xbox at PlayTorrent and connect through Bedrock Port 19132.

Coffee Crafters 1.20.4

1.20.4, aroma, aroma therapy, Breakfast, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, Comforting, Cooking, Crafters, Home decor, kitchen, morning routine, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, period kitchen, Retro, sensory experience, smell, Traditional, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, bro, imagine this: a Minecraft server where the kitchen is straight out of the medieval times! Like, you can cook up some digital feasts while dodging creepers and zombies! It’s like Iron Chef meets The Walking Dead, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there are secret passages hidden behind the pantry shelves! You can sneak around and surprise your friends while they’re cooking up some pork chops. It’s like a real-life game of Clue, but with more explosions and less murder.

Plus, the kitchen is haunted by the ghost of a chef who only knows how to make pixelated spaghetti. It’s like having a spooky roommate who’s always trying to feed you carbs. So if you’re into cooking, exploring, and dealing with supernatural beings, then this server is the place for you! Just watch out for the flying pots and pans, they have a mind of their own.