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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Emeralds Found:	2693	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with a awesome friendly 18+ community!Just like Hermitcraft, we use some datapacks for 1 player sleep, mob & player heads and for a co-ord hub. With that in mind we are a “Semi-Vanilla” Survival Server. The closest to Vanilla you’ll get with anti-grief/stealing and server optimisations. We have no plugins that affect gameplay like /spawn /home /back, keepinv, land claim, etc.. Builds and items are safe because we use CoreProtect.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!We are a PvE server. No-griefing and No-stealing guidelines are strictly enforced.– Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! – No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds. Explore a permanent 70k x 70k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – Rank up from a weary Traveler all become a royal! – Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks! – Have Fun and Follow the Rules! CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
New Chunks Explored:	98659	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

SkyMata Is A Java + Bedrock Minecraft Server With Brand New Plugins, Inventive Features And Welcoming Community. Come Move The Ground At Will Or Set A Field Ablaze With Earth & Fire Bending On SkyMata Survival!Go To War With Your Enenmies In Towny And Try To Avoid Being A War Criminal! PVP With Custom Swords, Bombs, And Special Powers For The Most Unque Gameplay.Take Over the Economy With PlayerShops and Auction Houses! Come Join Us, We’d Love To Have You.IP: skymata.games Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/skymata

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2320

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	812
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	New Chunks Explored:	942361
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Emeralds Found:	1604
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ores Mined:	1443
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.