Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3772
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchantments Applied:	178	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Available on JAVA & Bedrock! PC, Mobile, Xbox, Playstation, Nintendo & more!We have been online for 13+ years and counting! Join the oldest and best Economy Minecraft Server with more than 40,000+ officially registered members worldwide!Website: https://ecocitycraft.com Wiki: https://ecocitycraft.com/wiki Shop: https://ecocitycraft.com/shop Discord: https://ecocitycraft.com/discord New survival economy releases for 1.20.4 in 2024!Join our community of 13+ years and counting. Meet the friendly staff, the dedicated players, and make new friends for life. We aren’t just your regular Minecraft server, we are a long standing dedicated gaming community that will welcome you with open arms. Come on down, make some EcoDollars, and join the fun! Do you have what it takes to become the richest?Servers come and go, some close, some vanish, but not here! Have peace of mind knowing we’ve been going strong for 13+ years and have no plans to ever stop. Your gaming experience and progress is 100% secure with EcoCityCraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6248	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Hopela: The Golden Fleece is the first phase of our unique adventure. This survival server offers an immersive experience with:Over 800 exciting quests Reach 70 levels of epic adventures Discover various professions and show off your skills Explore an XXL public dungeon – a challenge for the bravest Find hidden treasures and surprises at every turn :first_place: Special Challenge: The first player to reach level 70 will win an Official Minecraft Creeper Plush worth €31.99! So, invite your friends and all your contacts for this legendary quest!:date: The adventure begins on December 1, 2023 – Prepare your m&m’s and your Coke, the adventure awaits you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	New Chunks Explored:	507813

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Void Gems Collected:	34	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
New Chunks Explored:	482697	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Animals Bred:	130
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	2416	Dragon Eggs Found:	1869
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	2921
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magic Items Found:	7379

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!