Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Farms Harvested:	323
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Meteorites Collected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crops Grown:	4113
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7971

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Bedrock Cross-play now supported!TownySMP is a 1.20.x Earth Survival server with a semi-vanilla RPG experience. We are dedicated to creating a friendly and inviting community. Established in March of 2021, we are run by experienced professionals who look to bring Minecraft to the next level!Claim your land using Towny and invite your friends to create thriving towns and nations. Earn money actively using JobsReborn or sell basic materials with a command, then trade it away at PlayerShops! Rank-up using ingame money to earn new perks, boosts, and tags. Whether your goal is to compete, build, or just make new friends: TownySMP is the server for you!Features: – Towny claim system with no-grief survival – Rank System with Custom Perks – Player-focused economy – Jobs & /sell to earn money – Voting Crates & Pinata – RPG Experience with McMMO – Dedicated server hardware

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.