Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

addiction, compulsive behavior, help needed, Inappropriate Behavior, intervention, Jamboree, Jerk, jerking off, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, pornography, seeking advice, seeking assistance, seeking counseling, seeking guidance, seeking support, seeking therapy, seeking treatment, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, uncontrollable urge, unhealthy habit

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Emeralds Found:	1113	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

YellowCraftMC

Community, Cross-Play, Expansion, game mode, Minecraft, Server, Survival, YellowCraftMC

Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, baseball fan, cd keys, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, Phantom, Rewards, Rumani, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Thief of Justice, tove, Upcoming Events, update

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Towns Built:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

12 episodes, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime industry, Artistic, artistic value, artistically sophisticated, creativity, cultural impact, cultural weapons, Entertainment, EXPERIMENTAL, funding, innovation, japanese government, Lost, Manga, Minecraft, Novels, originality, profit-driven, smp, storytelling

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

WeddingWoesMC

bachelor party, best man, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, Effort, forgiveness, friendship, groomsmen, Honesty, hurt feelings, long-term friendship, loyalty, misjudged, relationship issues, responsibilities, Trust, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingWoesMC

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SecretSMP4Lyfe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5169
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Perfect10Craft

Perfect10Craft, Perfection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-mastery, self-realization

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

OilSpillCraft

corporate responsibility, ecological impact, environmental damage, environmental disaster, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global issue, illegal activity, international waters, marine life, Maritime, ocean conservation, offshore drilling, OIL INDUSTRY, oil spills, OilSpillCraft, Politico, Pollution, Russian, shadow fleet, world

Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	584287	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pain Reduction System

Biological systems, gender biology, gender differences, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender studies, health, Medicine, Men, neuroscience, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Pain processing, pain reduction, pain relief, physiology, reduction, research, Science, System, Women

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Emeralds Found:	3623	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Flamepixel.net

Adventure, architecture quests, building, challenges custom, Community, competitions roleplay, Exploration, friends crafting, Lore, mining economy, Missions, Mods, plugins events, PvP, raiding creative, shops factions, Skyblock, Story, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Tournaments, Trading

Welcome to Flamepixel.net | Where your adventure begins

About Us: Welcome to FlamePixel.net, your ultimate destination for boundless adventure in the Minecraft universe! With an array of captivating game modes like Adventures and Islands, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Say goodbye to bland textures and hello to a visually stunning landscape that enhances every aspect of your Minecraft journey.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TropicatedMC

1.8, combat arenas, competitive environment, Custom Enchants, DOMINANCE, Enchants, EXCITEMENT, Gear, Minecraft, Mining, op prison, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, PvP, Resources, Rewards, Server, Tools, TropicatedMC, Unique Features

TropicatedMC is a 1.8 Minecraft Prison server that offers an exciting and tropical twist to the op-prison experience. It features private mines that players can upgrade as they rank up, providing a personalized and efficient way to gather resources. The server also includes custom enchants to enhance your tools and gear, making mining and PvP more dynamic and strategic. With intense PvP battles, players can challenge each other in thrilling combat arenas for rewards and dominance. TropicatedMC combines a fun and competitive prison environment with unique features for endless excitement!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

1.21.1, Active, Chaos, Contact, Custom Items, DEVELOPING, Discord, Drama, Experience, games, INFORMATION, java, Message, Moderating, new job, opportunity, Other, Overlord, part time, Players, Rewards, School, SEARCHING, seeking, smp, Survival, Tokens, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features	Worldborder, tokens, custom items, drama
Responsibilities	Moderating players, keeping game fun and active

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is experience required for moderating?	No, experience is helpful but not necessary. It could be a chance to gain experience.
Is this a paid job?	No, it is not a paid job except for extra in-game rewards.
Can this role be done part-time?	Yes, it doesn’t have to be full-time. It can be done next to school or a day job.
How can I apply or get more information?	Send a message or contact on Discord: spoetnik_

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hate the Weather Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is always a perfect +15C! Say goodbye to those pesky extreme temperatures and hello to the ultimate climate control experience.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without breaking a sweat or freezing your blocky butt off. No more worrying about melting in the summer or turning into a human popsicle in the winter.

Our server is like a cozy blanket for your Minecraft character, keeping you at the perfect temperature all year round. So why settle for boring old servers with wild temperature swings when you can join us and enjoy the sweet spot of +15C forever? Come on in and chill out with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

UltraRichMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a player on a Minecraft server build a mansion so big it made your render distance cry? Well, get ready to join our SMP where the ultra rich players make it rain diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

Picture this: you log on and see a player riding a diamond-encrusted llama while throwing emerald blocks at unsuspecting newcomers. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Will you be brave enough to try and steal some for yourself?

So come join us on this wild ride of luxury and insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted llama rider of the server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	8255	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkillCraft: Underrated Skills

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, growth mindset., knowledge, leadership, learning, lifelong learning, personal development, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, SkillCraft, Skills, Time management, Underrated, underrated skills

Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our llamas are highly trained in the ways of communication and will teach you how to speak their language in no time. Join us and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all! We also offer classes in underwater basket weaving with our resident squid instructor, Squishy. Learn how to create beautiful baskets while swimming with the fishes (literally) in our underwater dome.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are always looking for new recruits. Train with them in the art of stealth and combat, and become a master chicken ninja in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents in llama whispering, underwater basket weaving, and chicken ninja training. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!