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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4776 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 277 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.
But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?
So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!
