Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crops Grown:	9805

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

Myraeon Roleplay Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	6290
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Note: PLEASE APPLY ON OUR WEBSITE TO BE WHITELISTED AS THIS IS A ROLEPLAY SERVER!

Myraeon is a Minecraft server made to showcase the advanced features and exciting new developments that come with the long awaited 1.7. Our huge, skillfully hand painted map of 15,000×15,000 blocks was made with the future visions of player made towns, epic PVP battles, and detailed emotional RP. There are vast expanses of land where you can escape society and live as you wish; beautiful cities that can reflect the wealth and society of the people; and chances are hidden everywhere for adventure and discovery. A whole hidden history is just waiting to be uncovered and a whole new story awaiting creation with every step you take and every block you lay. There is potent magic, dangerous wilderness’, and mystery left from the ancient Myraeic culture, are you strong enough to take it on?

myraeon.minecraft.ms

GoldenLeaf Survival

KitPvP, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Introduction: Very user friendly survival server. We mainly focus on bringing you the best towny survival experience with simple plugins and best survival experience.

Our amazing custom website: http://www.goldenleaf-mc.com/

-Towny -Very user friendly spawn -cheap admin shop -Mob arena -Grief Rollback -a few custom plugins/skripts – 32 GB ram

goldenleafmc.com

DeniedNetwork

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Faction/PvP server that you can play on and have fun with alot of awesome plugins!

109.169.58.87

Fortune Penitentiary

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1205	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Animals Bred:	47	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Love Letters Sent:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

This server is a Non-OP Prison that is dedicated to bringing premium gameplay to all of its users! With friendly staff, and very custom gameplay, we do our best to ensure this is true!

Server Features: Black Markets in each rank Many different mine parties Custom plugins Intelligently resetting mines Many custom items Plot World

With custom high quality made plugins, and a hand crafted prison, we want you to enjoy your experience as much as possible. Join now, and have the experience of a lifetime (in prison)!

The server IP is play.fortunemc.net

play.fortunemc.net

Magmatropolis

Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

This server is a whitelisted server for people who enjoy using many mods and wont have a problem installing the mods.. with the mods installed there a few conflicted ids message me at [email protected] regarding any installation issues or id conflicts. I am also an avid user of google plus and hangouts so message me on that as well. Ill give you the mod versions if needed but they should all be the latest for 1.6.4. Feel Free To ask ANY questions regarding the server. Also applications required before i whitelist you on the server, i am VERY paranoid. Im not gonna give you a format just try and impress me 🙂 Mod list : Mo creatures, Biomes o Plenty, Blood Magic, CodechickenCore, CustomMobSpawner, Enchiridion, ExtrabiomesXL , ExtraTIC, Gravity Gun , Trail Mix, Hats Mod, KeithyUtils, Magical Crops, Mariculture, metallurgy, Powersuits , Nature, notenoughcodecs, Not Enough Items , Numina , OpenBlocks , OpenMods, Portal Gun, Tinkers construct, Thaumcraft, ThermalExpansion, Ichun Util, Waila

198.154.115.8

FR Team Ethernity

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

PIXELMON ETH: WHAT IS IT? – A completely free server! – Legendary and shiny Pokemon in natural spawn. – A Teamspeak 3 server so that everyone can get to know each other: ts.team-ethernity.fr – An updated server of versions tested and approved by players. – An ever more motivated staff, attentive and available to members. – Magnificent and varied cities. – A complete map (cities, pokemon league, shop, pokecenter) – An atmosphere rarely equaled. – Excellent member/staff communication, rarely present on the servers. http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

pixelmon.team-ethernity.fr

Adv.Minecraft-Romania.Ro

Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Votes:	7789	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Survival / 1vs1

193.84.64.155

PlanetX64

Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Extreme Slimefun Survival server. This is not your normal survival, this is not for wimps, don’t bother if you’re a baby. you want op? yeah that’s what all 5 year old want. if you can’t take it go to your mommy and cry.

SERVER UPDATED

itzd0ge.woahbox.com

Maxmine Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

The greatest russian server On our server you can enjoy different types of games. Despite that fact our server was organized 3 months ago we have already got 1600 online. Hope you enjoy playing on MaxMine 🙂

mc.maxmine.me

DifferentCraft – Towny / Faction Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Votes:	8683
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Want A awesome Small Minecraft towny server with cool plugins such as Jobs, McMMO, Auctions, Diablo Drops, SkyDiving, Mob Arena And More? Well This is the server for you

Our Minecraft Towny Server has evolved around the famous plugin Towny. We are a unique minecraft Towny server with lots of things that you will enjoy doing! We run McMMO so you can level up what you do the best! We Also run a good economy where you can buy/sell items with each other ingame with markets at spawn.

If your New To Minecraft this is server you would want to start off on. We have a support system where you can summit tickets to our Friendly Mods asking For help with commands or other Things Such As Making a shop or making a town.

We also have a TeamSpeak Server where you can socialize with other fellow minecraft players.

TeamSpeak 3: ts.differentcraft.net

Mc.DifferentCraft.net

AzerCraft

PvP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

PvP/Fac server in 1.7.2

sandbox01.mtxserv.fr:27260

Penzcraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Votes:	7399

Penzcraft is a mature 24/7 Vanilla SMP server. There are no crazy plugins that takes away that vanilla feel that we all love. However, we feel that some plugins are required in order for the players to have a fun experience on the server, such as grief protection and an economy.

Our map is split into two sections, north and south, where the south is the peaceful non-PVP area and north is the crazy PVP area.

Everyone can come on the server, but you won’t be able to leave spawn until you have been approved.

Admins: JRPenza620 & Clarsen12 Moderators: LiLouSWE & Eviia

play.penzcraft.net

RockyCraft

Hardcore

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

This is a HardCore Factions Server. You only get 1 kit and that’s it. You can Grief, Raid, ect….

198.20.111.158

Harryo Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

In high quality datacenter with daily backups No rules No map change or reset No lag Safe place to build your base

Harryo.dk

Sofurry

Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dimension Hops:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Completely fun, the Moderators are beyond Awesome!

minecraft.sofurry.com