Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1610
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

EmeraldFantasy

Factions, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Farms Harvested:	637	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Emerald Fantasy is a fun survival/factions server. Come by if you like it! 😀 ———- ———- ———- ———- ——– — ———-

178.20.170.113:25576

su.msh-craft.com.au

Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

*** Load Testing *** Fairly relaxed and plenty of room to build. Plenty of staff positions still available for long term active members. This is a family oriented server!

su.msh-craft.com.au

Assassins Survival Craft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	8656
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Welcome to a SURVIVAL server, love PARKOUR? Come visit. Think you’re the best at PVP Come visit! Want to claim or make your own land however big you want it to be WELL COME VISIT! Come hang out with your Assassin brothers and sisters and fight in our amazing PVP arena, or live on your own personally protected piece of land or with a friend! There are minigames to play which earn you more money (Florins) and prizes, we need more PVPers and friends to hang with! You can contact us on skype, youtube, twitter, facebook, instagram, your neighbor’s cat, WHATEVER! Worried about hacking HAH, no problem, dont knock us until you try us, and our staff is friendly and helpful! Remember this is a survival server, so we encourage you to at least try, and you can sell at our stores or your own store on your land! We’re even looking for some more staff members! NEW: you can now get married and start your own clans; WE are your choice in servers. 😀 [Roleplay] [PVP] [Anti-Hack] [Survival] [MobArena] [Parkour] [Fun] [SwiggitySwooty] [Ranks] [AssassinsCreed] [Marriage] [Clans] [Anti-Grief] [Bukkit] [Essentials] [Economy] [MiniGames]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wanna be staff? We are currently looking for moderators, but the only way to be a moderator is to earn the trust of everyone in the server! This is how we keep the server fair and prevent bad staff. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Remember the IP: (vtownhood.mymc.io)

vtownhood.mymc.io

LostForce

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	281	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to LOSTFORCE.com! We are a minecraft server network based on a pvp survival server with a great community and fun gametypes like fireteam, goldrush and paintball. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! Maybe you should check out our wonderful teamspeak 3 server ts.lostforce.com. Also we will have tournaments where you can compete yourself with other players! See ya in the realms of LOSTFORCE.com!

Server Hardware: – Intel Xeon E5-1650 Cores/12HT – 32 GB Ram – 256 GB SSD – 1 TB HDD for backups – 100% backups including map, databases, player files, website – DDoS-Protection

We are looking forward to welcoming you!

With best regards, LOSTFORCE.com Team

lostforce.com

DK-Kraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	1144
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Potions Brewed:	39	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1584	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

An all round server with the following features: -Spleef -Kit-Pvp -Survival -Freebuild -Parkour -And more

88.150.171.170

HauntedMC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Runes Activated:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Items Found:	1597
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

HauntedMC is an awesome Dutch Minecraft server that includes various gamemodes. We also welcome English players!

Over 750.000 unique players joined. Fun for everybody, why not join and try one of the best servers for any age!

Our gamemodes includes: – KitPvP – Creative – Survival – SkyBlock – Factions – Vanilla And many more soon to come!

-> This server is Dutch, but we love English people too!

play.hauntedmc.nl

LavaNetwork

Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

LavaNetwork is new! Love you to join please!

S25.hosthorde.com:25701

CakeFace Factions

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

CakeFace Factions is a factions server focused on just having fun. We have easy to understand plugins such as MCMMO, Essentials, and MobCatcher. We hope to see you on the server!

Visit our website! : cakeface.co

Admin List Cake_Lancelot (Owner) LilDZombieKill3r Ashertruman creeper65432

play.cakeface.co

Vulcanmc

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Welcome to VulcanMC! We are a custom coded Minecraft server network that has many gametypes. These include; – Prison – ON Prison – Factions – OP Factions – KitPVP – Survival Games – Skywars (coming soon) – Ultra Hardcore (coming soon) – New custom gamemodes and other servers to be released soon!

Want to join the server? Play.vulcanmc.net

play.vulcanmc.net

StadioCraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to StadioCraft! We would like to give you a warm welcome to our network and thank you for checking out our server. We want to give you a great, and strong feeling about the Server! We hope you enjoy your time! Our Network has Different Gameplays like: – Hub – Factions/PVP – Prison – Kit-PVP – SkyBlock – Creative – Survival – Minigames IP : play.stadiocraft.com

Play.stadiocraft.com

crafters refuge

Factions

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ores Mined:	9426	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Animals Bred:	185
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

crafters

mc.craftersrefuge.com

Survine

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Farms Harvested:	686
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Survine features SkyBlock, Creative, Survival, and KitPvP, we add plugins every week to ensure the best experience. Hope to see you there!

23.95.34.171

RealTekkit Official

Factions, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

RealTekkit Official Server ! The server is 24/7. We have nice staff in amount of 4. The staff itself tries to survive legit, but we take actions when someone else needs help. We hope u can join us and have fun with us!!

198.12.88.15

thomi100.net

Economy, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Hello! Nice to see you here. I live in Switzerland, which you can obviously tell from my voice, but most of the players on our server come from Germany. I’ve also been programming my own plugins for a few days now, which will probably improve a lot on the server in the next few months! The server is very small, which of course doesn’t mean it’s not good! A very nice community plays on the server, if you don’t always want full rounds the server is perfect for you. But what most players like the most is our Life 2 project. Maybe you know the project back then when you didn’t play it – a project in which you can build freely. Same with us! You can just come to the server and get started straight away. We offer active variety with our game modes, optimized for the size of our server. …and of course, as already introduced, Life 2, Survival Games and Jump and Run’s! Four more separate game modes are being planned. Thomi100.net has a simple structure and was also created for beginners in Minecraft. We value a decent, nice community. We are also working on developing good, custom plugins for the server in order to provide the most performance for the entire server, which of course always reduces lags, the server practically never “lags”.

thomi100.net

Nexus Island

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

this is a new Faction/PVP server. we are a small comunity.

NexusIsland.Mcserver.ws