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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	156
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Votes:	5922
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Animals Bred:	127
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magic Items Found:	3436	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1817

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	2591
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me