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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	117	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	New Chunks Explored:	317530
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	1626
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

mc.isoVerse.net

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	719	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

fun.minecraft.pe:26259

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

nohub.boxxynetwork.eu

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Towns Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	New Chunks Explored:	485413
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	3580	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	2894	Dimension Hops:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Villages Defended:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	125
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8530	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756