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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9387	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	21

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Animals Bred:	110
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magic Items Found:	1472	Dragons Tamed:	5

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	673225
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Mines Excavated:	2899
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	291

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	495150	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mines Excavated:	3838

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	1646	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2115
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Astral Projections Made:	1

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Chimeras Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	121
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net