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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1653	Dimension Hops:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
New Chunks Explored:	391251	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Animals Bred:	194
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	248	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ores Mined:	1079	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Endless Night Skies:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	233	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Towns Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Farms Harvested:	397
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.