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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
New Chunks Explored:	459058	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Potions Brewed:	64	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	146	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Farms Harvested:	685	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Star Shards Collected:	94
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8927
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.