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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crops Grown:	1876

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Farms Harvested:	543
Enchantments Applied:	81	Ores Mined:	8012

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.