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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	1181	Falling into the Void:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Animals Bred:	58
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9305	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	223875	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Runes Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	263	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Farms Harvested:	845
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	722035
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7020	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.