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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	4082
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5296	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.