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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8502
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7252	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	135
Ores Mined:	8195	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	112

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Star Shards Collected:	212
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	1436
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9559	Alien Abductions:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	146743	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Animals Bred:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.