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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Buildings Constructed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8609	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Towns Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!