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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Players Killed by Monsters:	6279
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	201291

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchantments Applied:	274
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Items Found:	1587	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2920
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
New Chunks Explored:	314304	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	196	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Animals Bred:	106	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magic Items Found:	6031	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Buildings Constructed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.