Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	525356
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	825
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Farms Harvested:	867	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Ores Mined:	8455	Treasure Maps Found:	4

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	6476
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	5744
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ores Mined:	6883
Animals Bred:	56	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Magic Items Found:	6290	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2272	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Alien Abductions:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Chimeras Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Farms Harvested:	560	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Animals Bred:	129
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dimension Hops:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com