Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4256
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8978	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Runes Activated:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Potions Brewed:	38
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Votes:	6734	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7945	Villages Defended:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Votes:	202	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Runes Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Runes Activated:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crops Grown:	1961	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Animals Bred:	137	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mines Excavated:	4693
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Towns Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Potions Brewed:	105
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Animals Bred:	99	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

play.arefy.net