Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4292
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4572	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Animals Bred:	195	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7027	Villages Defended:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Animals Bred:	52
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2882	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	8010
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	7963
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Emeralds Found:	8702
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ores Mined:	8323	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Crops Grown:	7388	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6799

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Void Gems Collected:	39
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net