Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2383
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
New Chunks Explored:	791541	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Players Killed by Monsters:	113	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8304	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Zombie Dances:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	2155	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	1176
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Farms Harvested:	341	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	492656
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net