Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Frostic MC

Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Frostic.mcserver.us

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	1598
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	349
Crops Grown:	8816	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

gotsmp.feathermc.gg

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

play.opal-mc.com

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

104.238.220.120:25585

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

play.empyriamc.com

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

142.4.207.221:25606

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Ores Mined:	734	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

mc.auanarchy.com

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

mc.garrettmc.org

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Star Shards Collected:	151	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

Grief Defender Core Protect Custom Mobs & Bosses with unique powers & loot Dungeons McMMO Player Warps And more!

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

161.129.182.23

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Lets.GoPlayMC.Net

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

play.iconicsmp.xyz

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchantments Applied:	53
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

gearsmc.com

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Star Shards Collected:	274
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	2672

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Play.WheatSMP.Com

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	169
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	7

37.10.106.146

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Votes:	8048
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

play.obsidianodyssey.net