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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	1273
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ores Mined:	6539
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	597	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

play.koffinetwork.xyz

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	2606
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	1996
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

play.azuryth.com:25050

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Items Found:	1765	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7773
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

iceanarchy.org

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	87	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Kasaicraft.com

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9916
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

What is The Village?

play.villagemc.co

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	24
Potions Brewed:	73	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

play.omegamc.org:30315

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Star Shards Collected:	95	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

play.norcrascraft.com

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	779726	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

dreamscape.nodecraft.gg

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Ores Mined:	5641
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

mc.evoearth.xyz

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	New Chunks Explored:	889400
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

xylosmp.wither.best:25751

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9187
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crops Grown:	2030	Dragons Tamed:	5

mythicandmagic.apexmc.co

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

N4.MCST.IO:64788

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Animals Bred:	41
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	9564

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

mc.arcadexs.net