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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	358285
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Crops Grown:	6881	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	7	Mines Excavated:	3139
Magic Items Found:	6752	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Potions Brewed:	121	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Items Found:	7933	Emeralds Found:	7165
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	187
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Endless Night Skies:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	554227
Meteorites Collected:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

play.corbacraft.com

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	92	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Crops Grown:	8645

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

play.houseofslap.com

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Emeralds Found:	4631

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

play.templecheats.com

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

68.14.122.249:2638

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	522503	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magic Items Found:	1322
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

23.178.240.197

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Void Armor Forged:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

arcprison.net

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

ny2.tect.host:1319