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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	4102	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	192	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

play.megga-craft.com

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

eliterabbit.fun

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3282
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

play.hhpvp.com

HitCraft

Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

mc.hitcraft.club

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

play.badwolfmc.com

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	8919
Farms Harvested:	632	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

infinitynexus.com.br

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

mc.fenixcraft.org

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

hoobs.live

MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	2827	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

mc.mineclick.net

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

redepig.com

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Alien Abductions:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

play.clikacraft.net

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Potions Brewed:	152
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mines Excavated:	4917
Zombie Dances:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

homesteadcraft.mcserver.us

Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

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