Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6594	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5583	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ores Mined:	8965
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Mines Excavated:	2412	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ores Mined:	8465
Buildings Constructed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Towns Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ores Mined:	7619	Dragon Eggs Found:	8571
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Enchantments Applied:	101
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	561

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com