Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting for Netflix to get their act together and release the next part of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure? Well, fear not my fellow Jojo fans, because our Minecraft SMP server is here to save the day!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and of course, plenty of Jojo references to keep you entertained while you wait for Part 6. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole community of Jojo lovers to hang out with?

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock your Stand abilities in real life. Imagine being able to summon your own Stand to help you mine diamonds or fight off creepers. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the Jojo madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of KamalaKultists taking over the world with their boring national polls? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about politics. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in-game. So say goodbye to KamalaKultists and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

So why wait? Join our server now for a crazy, fun-filled adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even spot a Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools meetup with Golem Alts – it’s gonna be epic!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

My Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Items Found:	1206	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

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Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

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Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dub City Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5