Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

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NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

Features of the project:

• Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

• Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

• Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

• RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

• Frequent updates and communication with the community

• No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

• Protection against griefing

• Modern plugins and professionally configured server

At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Funky Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ores Mined:	4255

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

September 2025 Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

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Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ores Mined:	5084
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further, because our server is the Rainbow Destined to Burn with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – they’re like the Avengers, but in Minecraft form.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song are fighting to be the weapon banner. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re redeeming Primogems in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and forge your own destiny with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Xilonen of Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diffusion General

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret laboratory where we conduct experiments on unsuspecting players! That’s right, you could be the next test subject for our crazy scientific endeavors!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of furries who love to roleplay and create amazing art. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re out of this world!

So come join us on this wild ride of Stable Diffusion madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations). Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of possibilities in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for the catbox – you never know what secrets it might hold!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magic Items Found:	1887
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Britain to crumble? Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold in real time! Build your own apocalypse bunker and prepare for the end of days in style. Who needs Brexit drama when you can have explosive creeper encounters instead? Join now and see how long Britain can hold on before it all goes up in flames!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Void Armor Forged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! We’ve got a mix of 99% kike phenotype and 1% spic, creating a melting pot of hilarity and chaos.

Join us if you want to see players who look like a bizarre combination of current MJF and a confused llama. Our server is like a circus, with players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

But beware, our community is so wild that you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall out of your chair. So come on in and join the madness, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything goes!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Realms Network server – your ideal choice for exciting Minecraft adventures!

What awaits you?

— Survival: Immerse yourself in an open world full of dangers and discoveries. Fight monsters, get resources, build shelters and make your way to survival!

— Skyblock: Start with a tiny island in the sky and turn it into a real masterpiece. Prove that you can cope with any difficulties, relying only on your skills!

— Fresh Minecraft update (1.21.1): Play on the latest version with the latest features and mechanics.

— Friendly community: A team of administrators and moderators is always ready to help. Our active community will not leave you alone – find like-minded people and take the test together!

? What makes Realms Network stand out?

— Progressive game modes and events that don’t let you get bored.

– Attention to detail – stable server, no lags and regular updates.

— Unique quests, mini-games and rewards for active players!

Join and start your journey today!

? IP for PC and phone: play.realmsmc.ru

? Our Discord: discord.com/invite/MX7fmX5aAt

There’s something for everyone here, from beginner to seasoned player.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2211	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Trash Town Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that have no lasting impact on your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to sweep you off your feet (literally, we have a broom plugin)!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as creepers explode in jealousy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the land with an army of feathered warriors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave (seriously, we have a trapdoor plugin that prevents you from logging out).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Big Bucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the payrolls are low and the competition is weak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the two highest payrolls going head to head in the ultimate battle for supremacy! Join now to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history and see who will come out on top with the biggest paycheck!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that one of the players has a secret base filled with diamonds and gold blocks, just waiting to be raided by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden treasures and claim your rightful riches?

Don’t miss out on the excitement and drama of our Minecraft SMP. Join today and experience a world like no other, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3