Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

    SoloCraft: No Help Needed!
    Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dimension Hops: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

    CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

    So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

    GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz
    Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 161 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 196 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Serendora Minecraft

    Serendora Minecraft

    Welcome to Serendora Minecraft – Sri Lanka’s Premier Minecraft Server!

    Explore, Survive, and Thrive in Serendora! Dive into the enchanting world of Serendora Minecraft, where adventure meets creativity. Our server offers a unique survival experience enhanced with **Slime Fun**, where you’ll unlock new crafting possibilities and progress like never before!

    Bedwars & Minigames Galore! Love fast-paced action? Challenge your friends to intense Bedwars matches, or enjoy a wide variety of exciting minigames that will keep you on your toes! There’s something for everyone.

    A World of Endless Possibilities Whether you’re a builder, an explorer, or a PvP enthusiast, Serendora Minecraft has it all. Team up with friends, claim your land, and build your dream world!

    Join us today and be part of Sri Lanka’s most dynamic Minecraft community. Let your adventure in Serendora begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Craft Red

    Craft Red

    We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Star Shards Collected: 157

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

    Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

    Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

    And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

    Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience
    Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SeatSnatcherCraft

    SeatSnatcherCraft
    Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

    Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

    So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

    RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 277 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Animals Bred: 48
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • RespawnWishList

    RespawnWishList
    Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Crops Grown: 1401
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

    Nano Ruler Minecraft Server
    u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 396

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Kriegcraft

    Kriegcraft

    Welcome to Kriegcraft!

    a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

    some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

    – Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 117 New Chunks Explored: 10616
    Potions Brewed: 190 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • The Imladris Conclave

    The Imladris Conclave

    Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 103 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

    Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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