Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
Alien Abductions: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MineKvant Minecraft server

    MineKvant Minecraft server

    New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

    Kind and responsive administration!

    Come visit us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

    Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)
    Server Name: Survival Minecraft Server
    Griefing Policy: Not allowed
    Server Version: 1.21.1
    World Age: 4 years old, no resets
    Rules: No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQ

    1. What are the rules on griefing?

    Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

    2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

    No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

    3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

    No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

    4. How old is the server world?

    The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

    5. Is redstone broken on the server?

    No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

    Meal Delivery Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

    The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

    But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CatCraft Ultimatum

    CatCraft Ultimatum
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

    But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • UniVerseFactsMC SMP

    UniVerseFactsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Ores Mined: 1270 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyNostalgia

    CraftyNostalgia
    Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 89 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

    KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea
    come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

    experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

    join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

    don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Runes Activated: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

    Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

    Welcome to Blue Horizon

    Features Description
    A Dynamic Survival Experience Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
    Enhanced Quality of Life Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
    Exciting Crate Rewards Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
    Player-Driven Economy Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
    In-Game Ranks 24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

    Visit our website for more information.

    Join our Discord community.

    Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join Blue Horizon? To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
    What features does the server offer? The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
    Can I create a shop on the server? Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
    Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon? Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
    How can I rank up in-game? Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

    Murai no Koi Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

    Capital Minecraft SMP Startup 

(Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

    Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

    But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

    So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 930957 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Potions Brewed: 68

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP
    Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Dimension Hops: 15
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyFamilyPranks

    CraftyFamilyPranks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

    Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • RocketSatCraft

    RocketSatCraft
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Villages Defended: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Helium ShortageCraft

    Helium ShortageCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!

    we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.

    if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.

    so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Chimeras Created: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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