Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 7
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Right Wing Minecraft Server

    Blocky Right Wing Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil forces of right-wing politics? Join our Minecraft server where we fight back by building giant statues of socialist leaders and throwing virtual Molotov cocktails at oppressive structures! Our community of players is made up of strong, independent white working class folks who refuse to be pushed around by the establishment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where we plot the overthrow of the capitalist regime. So come join us and help us stick it to the man in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 9131
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP

    Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one asks if you’re winning, daughter? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you’ll hear that question on the daily! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will always have your back, daughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where winning is the only option!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Enchantments Applied: 112

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PixelPanic: Human Horrors

    PixelPanic: Human Horrors
    Are you ready to unleash your inner mad scientist in Minecraft? Join our server and show off your twisted creations that will make even Herobrine shiver in fear! From giant zombie pigmen statues to haunted mansions filled with traps, there’s no limit to the terrifying builds you can create. Join now and let your creativity run wild…or should we say, run SCARY! 🧟‍♂️👻🔥

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Animals Bred: 39 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Mysticfox.de

    Mysticfox.de

    Server Features: CityBuild: Build your own city and become the architect of your world. Survival Lands Claiming: Protect your land and experience survival on a whole new level. Murder Mystery: Solve thrilling mysteries and catch the murderer! TNTRun: Show off your skills in explosive parkour challenges. EliteMobs: Many Quests! SkyBlock: Master life on a floating island.

    Special Systems: – New Fishing System: Fish in innovative ways and enjoy a whole new fishing experience. – Farming System: Develop your own farm with fresh mechanics. – Minions: Let your helpers work for you while you focus on adventures. – New Menu Textures: Enjoy stylish and easy-to-navigate menus.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 64
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Lostshard: Where you can join your favorite faction, cast spells, show off your skills, and form clans in 1.16.5!

    Lostshard: Where you can join your favorite faction, cast spells, show off your skills, and form clans in 1.16.5!
    Lostshard Overview
    Lostshard, a Minecraft RPG server and revival of the original Lostshard.
    Lostshard has completely custom PvP skill, magic, plot, clan and economy systems. No mods required but completely reinvents how Minecraft can be played. Give the server a try, and join our active community. You won’t find another server like this.
    Video showcase of our custom spells/magic system: Watch Here
    Discord: Click here to join!
    IP: lostshard.club
    MC Version: 1.16.5 (pre cave-update)
    Features:
    • Magic / spellcasting
    • Skills and builds
    • PvP with custom combat
    • Clans
    • Plots / land claiming
    • Events
    • Active community

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Do I need any mods to play on Lostshard? No, Lostshard does not require any mods to play. It has custom systems that do not depend on external modifications.
    Is the server active with events and community engagement? Yes, Lostshard has an active community with regular events and engagement opportunities for players.
    Can I claim land and build on this server? Yes, Lostshard features plot and land claiming systems for players to build and customize their own areas.
    How can I join the Lostshard Discord server? You can join the Lostshard Discord server by clicking on the provided link in the server overview.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

    So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Farms Harvested: 160
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Titanic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

    Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • DeadbeatSisDrama

    DeadbeatSisDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

    Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • FiredFastMC SMP

    FiredFastMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • SpookyCrafters

    SpookyCrafters
    Are you tired of boring old Halloween parties with the same old tricks and treats? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the spookiest and silliest Halloween experience of your life! Picture this: you’re wandering through a haunted forest filled with creepers dressed as ghosts, skeletons doing the monster mash, and witches brewing potions that will turn you into a blocky bat. But beware, because the pumpkin king is lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win epic loot and bragging rights in the afterlife. So grab your pixelated pumpkin bucket and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Animals Bred: 20 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Void Armor Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NukeCraft Minecraft Server

    NukeCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Ores Mined: 9689 New Chunks Explored: 446837
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • PassportPurgeCraft

    PassportPurgeCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 99 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 135

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Stigma Pixelmon

    Stigma Pixelmon

    The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

    See you soon I hope 🙂

    Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 78
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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