Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Runes Activated: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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