Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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