Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 218 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Runes Activated: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY