Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY