Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadWhip into Shape Edition! Join us for some steamy adventures in the pixelated world, where anything goes and everyone is encouraged to let their wildest fantasies run wild.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a hot tub filled with lava, surrounded by a group of shirtless villagers dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Baby Got Back”. And that player? They never looked back.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that involve slaying dragons with nothing but a carrot, building giant statues of Steve in compromising positions, and engaging in intense battles of rock-paper-scissors to determine who gets the last piece of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, if you catch my drift). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Enchantments Applied: 74

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • GlutenGrieferCraft

    GlutenGrieferCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

    Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

    But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

    Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • RiskTakerMC SMP

    RiskTakerMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

    Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Potions Brewed: 49
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlockyHurtHaven

    BlockyHurtHaven
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

    So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Villages Defended: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • LoyalSMP

    LoyalSMP

    Welcome To LoyalMC This Is SuperPowers x Gemsteal x Lifesteal SMP This Server Give Feel Like A Private SMP ! Low Ping 24/7 Online… Java & The appearance of… Any Problem Join https://discord.gg/FyTTpR22HQ

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Zonikyo Network

    Zonikyo Network

    A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

    Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

    And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Zombie Dances: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

    So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

    SoloCraft: No Help Needed!
    Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

    CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

    So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

    GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz
    Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Farms Harvested: 928
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Serendora Minecraft

    Serendora Minecraft

    Welcome to Serendora Minecraft – Sri Lanka’s Premier Minecraft Server!

    Explore, Survive, and Thrive in Serendora! Dive into the enchanting world of Serendora Minecraft, where adventure meets creativity. Our server offers a unique survival experience enhanced with **Slime Fun**, where you’ll unlock new crafting possibilities and progress like never before!

    Bedwars & Minigames Galore! Love fast-paced action? Challenge your friends to intense Bedwars matches, or enjoy a wide variety of exciting minigames that will keep you on your toes! There’s something for everyone.

    A World of Endless Possibilities Whether you’re a builder, an explorer, or a PvP enthusiast, Serendora Minecraft has it all. Team up with friends, claim your land, and build your dream world!

    Join us today and be part of Sri Lanka’s most dynamic Minecraft community. Let your adventure in Serendora begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Craft Red

    Craft Red

    We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

    Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

    Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

    And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

    Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience
    Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mines Excavated: 1584
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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