Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyLifeLessons

    CraftyLifeLessons
    Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

    Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

    But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

    So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Burnout Block Party

    Burnout Block Party
    so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

    if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

    we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 58 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Xvxr

    Xvxr

    GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Block Ops Minecraft Server

    Block Ops Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as Hitler’s false flag attacks? Look no further! Our server is so outlandish, even the Nazis would be impressed.

    Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.

    Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.

    With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

    So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness

    BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

    With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NoGuestRoom4U

    NoGuestRoom4U
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the dilemma of whether to sacrifice your gaming den for a guest room, we offer a world where you can build your dream base without any interference.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual office with a 3D printer, tools, cabinets, shelves, and even a VR setup – all without worrying about anyone trying to turn it into a bedroom. No more debates about where to put the queen-sized bed, because in our server, your space is sacred!

    We understand the struggle of balancing family gatherings with personal needs, but fear not – in our server, you can host epic virtual parties without sacrificing your precious gaming space. No more compromises, just pure gaming bliss!

    So come join us and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to worry about losing your office to a guest room. Who needs a real-life house when you can have the ultimate virtual sanctuary in our Minecraft server? Let the building begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Crops Grown: 3354
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • HateQs_MinecraftSMP

    HateQs_MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • HappyBlockCraft

    HappyBlockCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly be greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! These fancy llamas will lead you to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes! So come join us for a magical and hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BlockBucksRUs

    BlockBucksRUs
    yo, so like this server is so lit that even the global money laundering body is considering blacklisting russia just to join us. like, we’re so epic that even international organizations are taking notice. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a money laundering mastermind yourself. join now before putin starts playing and ruins all the fun.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Mines Excavated: 4910 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Lava Stamp Transfer – Minecraft

    Lava Stamp Transfer – Minecraft
    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? r u tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can stamp ur way to victory with precision-induced localized molten liquid metal stamps! u can transfer print ultrathin membranes and 3D objects like a boss! no more damage, just pure stamping fun! join now for the most outrageous stamping adventures u will ever experience in ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • What is the IP for videogamedunkey Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for videogamedunkey Minecraft Server?

    Videogamedunkey is a popular YouTube content creator known for his comedic video game reviews, gameplay footage, and commentary. With a sarcastic and humorous style, he has amassed a large following for his witty and entertaining videos. His unique take on popular games has garnered him a dedicated fanbase, making him one of the most well-known personalities in the gaming community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NomaiCraft

    NomaiCraft

    NomaiCraft is a survival PVP Server meant for everyone. As there are few rules on this server, we want people to enjoy themselves on this server in whatever play style they prefer. NOTE: You’ll need to join our discord community through our website to get whitelisted on the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Runes Activated: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ArcticPvP

    ArcticPvP

    ArcticPvP is a network that provides an amazing and fair gaming experience. With gamemodes like Factions, Practice and kitmap with more to come!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 24 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 91
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Emeralds Found: 2950 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Mithril Realm – Upgrade your character Minecraft server

    Mithril Realm – Upgrade your character Minecraft server

    Mithril Realm is a MineCraft server in which you can create and manage your own city, as well as travel to different locations, defeat bosses and level up. Divide and conquer!

    Most importantly, we have an adequate and responsive administration.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 460 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio Gen #22

    MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio Gen #22
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can explore a world filled with crazy creatures, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so popular that even ReFantazio is jealous of our success. We have more players than you can count, and our sales are through the roof – who needs Nintendo Switch or Xbox One anyway?

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. You won’t regret it, we promise! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even run into a talking pig who will guide you on your quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing for days and can’t get enough of our server. Trust us, this is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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