Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

    PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the pandemic never happened because we live in a parallel universe where zombies are the only threat! That’s right, no masks, no social distancing, just pure unadulterated chaos as we fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build our dream bases. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. So if you’re tired of the same old boring survival servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PixelPensionPitfalls

    PixelPensionPitfalls
    Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

    Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

    So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PassportPanicMC

    PassportPanicMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are basically like china but for gamers lol. we demand all players surrender their passports before joining to control travel and limit foreign influence in our virtual world. it’s like a dictatorship but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret underground society of pandas who are plotting to take over the server and establish a bamboo dictatorship. so if you’re into crazy government control and panda revolutions, this is the server for you! join now before it’s too late!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft

    Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft
    join our epic minecraft server where we have mussel-inspired sticky bacteria that break down plastic waste faster than a speeding bullet! imagine having your own army of adhesive bacteria and proteins helping you clean up the world of plastic pollution.

    we have created a magical world where you can harness the power of these bacteria to build insane structures and fight off evil plastic monsters. become the hero that saves the planet, one block at a time!

    come join us and be part of this epic adventure to save the world from plastic pollution. together, we can make a difference and have a blast doing it!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Buildings Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • EaglerSMP: Where the creepers only hug you half as hard as usual!

    EaglerSMP: Where the creepers only hug you half as hard as usual!

    Minecraft Server Information

    Server Type Java IP server
    Java IP 32.221.180.7
    Bedrock IP 31.221.180.7:19132
    Description Join our cross-platform semi-vanilla survival server and embark on thrilling quests with friends.
    Community Small, tight-knit community of around 4 active users a day

    FAQ

    Can I join the server on Bedrock?

    Yes, the server is compatible with Bedrock at the provided IP address.

    What type of server is it?

    The server is a semi-vanilla survival server.

    How many active users are on the server?

    Around 4 users are active on the server daily.

    What can I do on the server?

    You can explore, build, survive, and embark on quests with friends.

    How do I join the server?

    You can join using the Java IP or Bedrock IP provided.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Fleshstreaming Westoid Minecraft Server

    Fleshstreaming Westoid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers started a protest demanding equal rights in the game? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and hilarious moments.

    But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like llama racing tournaments, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens. And let’s not forget about our legendary costume parties, where players dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete for the title of best-dressed player.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows what insane adventures await you next!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Minecraft SMP: One Piece 1129 Brief Spoilers

    Minecraft SMP: One Piece 1129 Brief Spoilers
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: Koby, our resident anime expert, is currently living out his wildest dreams by reenacting his favorite anime scenes in-game. From epic battles to romantic moments, you never know what Koby will come up with next! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious and unexpected moments in Minecraft history. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

    BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft
    Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

    Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

    Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

    CreeperGang Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

    We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • NeverAgainCraft

    NeverAgainCraft
    Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

    RocketRaiders Minecraft Server
    LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MayhemCraftUK

    MayhemCraftUK
    So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Coffin Wood Tree Farm

    Coffin Wood Tree Farm
    Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

    We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

    And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

    CoughCraft: Salty Solutions
    So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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