Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magic Items Found: 7695
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9201
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Towns Built: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Alien Abductions: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Dimension Hops: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Crops Grown: 2022

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Villages Defended: 13 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Emeralds Found: 9100

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Magic Items Found: 7622 Meteorite Armor Created: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Animals Bred: 96

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Towns Built: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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