Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Void Gems Collected: 16
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ores Mined: 7508
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • The Seed

    The Seed

    The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 480
    Alien Abductions: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Animals Bred: 187
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Dimension Hops: 15
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2430 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mines Excavated: 3546
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Crops Grown: 9653 Void Gems Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 187 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dimension Hops: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6066 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Mines Excavated: 1070

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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