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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7215 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.
In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!
So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.
Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!
