Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.

In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.

Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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