Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

UNLAWFULGADGETS

arms control, Conflict, cyber attacks, digital weapons, diplomatic relations, Ethics, global governance, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, ordinary devices, Peacekeeping, regulations, rights chief, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, united nations, UNLAWFULGADGETS, VIOLATION, WARFARE, weaponizing

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Towns Built:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Social Distancing Craft

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so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

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Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Novidium

balance leaderboard, BUILD, Challenges, chest, Competition, Economy, ISLAND, island level, Items, leaderboard, MONEY, old school, Player Economy, Player Run Economy, protected area, Shops, sign, Simple, sky world, Skyblock, Visit

Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in: -Balance leaderboard, for money -Island leaderboard, for island level

Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	297

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Astopia

Adventure, Anarchy, Astopia, Boss Battles, Builder, Community, Creative, creativity, Cross-Play, endless possibilities, Explorer, fighter, friendly community, Lag-free, legend, Minecraft, Quests, Server, strategy, Vanilla

Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Star Shards Collected:	282

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

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I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crops Grown:	2205
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

24GB memory, Bananas, classic, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Flavored, Freshly wiped, Google Doc, help-chat, java, Kingdom, Mature, MONKEY, paper minecraft server, quality of life additions, review, seeing you, Server, server-application channel, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelist

ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	229558	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Dimension Hops:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	113
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

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LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Row Survival

Minecraft Survival Semi-Vanilla Active Players Suggestions Mature Fun Vanilla Adventure PVP Economy Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Factions Modded Community Whitelist Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1512

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Skyrise

24/7, admin abuse, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Explore, Fight, Game, join us, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyrise, State of the art hardware, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

Join us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2 months
Version	1.21.1
Mods	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is whitelisted.
What is the average age range of players on the server?	The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
Are new players welcome?	Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Holy Grails Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	6163	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.