Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Emeralds Found:	1741	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

Appearance, BdayBashBattleGFNotReady, Birthday, birthday dinner, Communication, Conflict, Date night, disagreement, dressing up, Effort, emotional response, Expectations, Girlfriend, hurt feelings, makeup, personal grooming, relationship, self-care, Self-expression, special occasion, Standards

Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

Communication, country name, CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Etiquette, forum etiquette, Global community, international perspectives, internet culture, language choices, Language Use, linguistic habits, online communication, online discussions., online forums, reddit, redditors, social media, social norms, Writing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Animals Bred:	131
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

UNLAWFULGADGETS

arms control, Conflict, cyber attacks, digital weapons, diplomatic relations, Ethics, global governance, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, ordinary devices, Peacekeeping, regulations, rights chief, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, united nations, UNLAWFULGADGETS, VIOLATION, WARFARE, weaponizing

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Towns Built:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Buildings Constructed:	46
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Social Distancing Craft

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so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

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Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Novidium

balance leaderboard, BUILD, Challenges, chest, Competition, Economy, ISLAND, island level, Items, leaderboard, MONEY, old school, Player Economy, Player Run Economy, protected area, Shops, sign, Simple, sky world, Skyblock, Visit

Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in: -Balance leaderboard, for money -Island leaderboard, for island level

Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	1058	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Astopia

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Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

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I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

24GB memory, Bananas, classic, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Flavored, Freshly wiped, Google Doc, help-chat, java, Kingdom, Mature, MONKEY, paper minecraft server, quality of life additions, review, seeing you, Server, server-application channel, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelist

ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5395	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3324	Crops Grown:	9407
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ores Mined:	9244
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

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LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Row Survival

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+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	279	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.