Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Vanilla Tyme

    Vanilla Tyme

    Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Sapphire

    Sapphire

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 164 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SolaceMC

    SolaceMC

    SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Peaceful Farms

    Peaceful Farms

    Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Gamers React minecraft

    Gamers React minecraft

    We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8261
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CwR Minecraft network

    CwR Minecraft network

    CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8942
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Zombie Dances: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CrownMC Survival

    CrownMC Survival

    CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 354 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Gods Slained: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Seiky Network

    Seiky Network

    [1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ConquerEarthMC

    ConquerEarthMC

    (16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • StarDix

    StarDix

    The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Arcane Realms

    Arcane Realms

    Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • AbsolutGG

    AbsolutGG

    Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 3853
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Savercraft

    Savercraft

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Eden Prison

    Eden Prison

    Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Ores Mined: 744
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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