Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • DogeCraft

    DogeCraft

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Astrophobia RP

    Astrophobia RP

    At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • AnimeSucht.com

    AnimeSucht.com

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Villages Defended: 15
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BlotCraft

    BlotCraft

    Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The Universe Network

    The Universe Network

    The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Ores Mined: 9435 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MineSeed

    MineSeed

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Medieval Vanilla

    Medieval Vanilla

    A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Towns Built: 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dimension Hops: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MINERAZE

    MINERAZE

    We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • GladMC

    GladMC

    Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PrismaCraft

    PrismaCraft

    ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 New Chunks Explored: 475484
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • FlashSMP

    FlashSMP

    Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 401 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • TheYolos

    TheYolos

    A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 968
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • RexKraft

    RexKraft

    RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blooh Network

    Blooh Network

    Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 448409 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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